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Dream Team John and Joe
by Livy
President John and his presumptive VP or Sec. of State,Joe L., make a dream team. President John will handle Iraq, Iran Afghanistan and Russia while Joe will protect Israel from an annex in Tel Aviv. As long as Joe can help President John distinguish Iran and Iraq, Sunni and Shia , and know whiich nations border Afghanista and Pakistan, , President John shoud do just fine. President John can be pro life while supporting embryonic stem cell research and Joe can be pro choice. Pastor Hagee will be elated at the presence of an orthodox Jew on the ticket. Looney Lindsay and the exciting, charismatic Phil Gramm will also be star attractions. Why not have Cheney resign, the Senate appoint John as VP, Bush resign and let John become real president rather than the presumptive president. Bush has a lot of brush to clear on his ranch and neds practice riding his trail bike..Meanwhile Obama is playing in the sand with Michelle, his girl from Ipanema. Barrack will look like a prepubescent boy next to the old greybeard, John. John will debate Barrack as long as he can have Joe behind the scenes whispering into John's hidden listening device. As George once said, "its hard work memorizing all your positons for a debate. That's why George wore a hidden listening device during his debates.
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