These two men were driving down the street and saw two dogs in a yard really going at it. One man said to the other,"Ever do it that way with your wife?" Heck no, said the second man, "my wife would never go for that." "She would if you get her drunk enough," said the first.

A week later they were driving down the same street and the first man said, "Did you get to try that doggie style with your wife?" "No, but I tried," said the second. "Why not? ", said the first. "Well, it took a quart of gin just to get her naked and out on the front lawn."