I go out of my mind whenever I see any commercial that stereotypes men as some kind of cro-magnon creature that cares only about beer and hot women, or that has a really hot wife but is a slob. My least favorite commercial of all time, however, is the Coors Light commercial with the pretty redhead taking a pregnancy test and a meathead staring in his fridge. The redhead runs out of the bathroom (skips, actually) as meathead pulls the beer out of the fridge, and both simultaneously exclaim, "It turned blue." After the pitch, meathead says to the redhead, "It's blue, like your eyes." She despondently but angrily responds, "My eyes are green."

This commercial is offensive on so many levels. Let's ignore for a minute the fact that this girl is not only with this toolbox, but also managed to get knocked up by him and is looking forward to (presumably) having a baby with him. How someone who is so happy about the Coors light label changing colors will be a good father to your child is beyond me. Then, let's not think of the fact that meathead didn't know what her eye colors are, even though there is a really good possibility that the baby was conceived while cro-magnon and redhead were face to face. I can only hope that she responded to his revelation that the bottle was also blue by attempting to abort the baby by repeatedly throwing herself down a flight of steps or using a wire hanger before reevaluating her life goals and moving to San Francisco, leaving the meathead bewildered but happy sucking on his bottle of camel p***.

And to anyone who is inclined to say "you remember it's Coors Light, the commercial worked", no, it didn't. I can only remember that bottles of cheap beer drunk by rednecks with 3 teeth now have color changing technology like the Autobot and Decepticon stickers on my Transformers when I was growing up. To Adolph Coors and subsequent generations of Nazi supporters: suck it long and hard. Can we please have a beer commercial that does not involve any stereotypes at all? Please???