Barracksuckers: It could be used to describe anyone who regularly fellates Barrack, whether in real life (Michelle Obama) or figuratively, but I think it's best reserved for the type of professional media fellatrix who would write a column about lame "Obamaisms" in the first place. It's a word that naturally describes guys like Chris Wilson, Wolf Blitzer or Chris Matthews -- anyone who shamelessly drops to their knees in the hopes that Obama'll unzip parallel to their manpleaser and allow for some unabashed, full-lipped Barracksucking. But please, fellas, don't forget to wipe your chins afterwards. Unless of course you like to wear your tick, gooey Barrackulate as a badge of honor. Something tells me you do.