#1) Hey, don't be a Frank Costanza, screaming at the top of your lungs over every little thing and making people think you're insane; be a George. He lived with his parents, had the sense to move out, and now avoids them at all costs! Tell your parents that you're sorry for your rant, ask them to mind your privacy and hire a cleaning lady that you will one day sleep with, to your lasting regret!

#2) Are you sure you're ready to be an orgy gal? You'll have to change your whole lifestyle: you'll have to get bead curtains and lotions and robes and you can't have regular friends; you would have to get orgy friends. Do you have the courage?

#3) Who would want to be seen naked by acquaintances? If you see your college professor again, you could ask him to let you see him naked or you could lob tomatoes at his head. Your choice.

#4) Tell your grandmother--while sharing a delicious meal of Yankee Beans--that it's been nice but you have really have nothing in common anymore. You like to hike, bike and be generally active and she can't do any of those things, so you're through. In all seriousness, visit your poor grandmother; it does mean something.