Although you announce your intention to not "bother the Slate people with another post," it seems like you wanted to put this response in the Fray so that you wouldn't catch as much heat for being such a dick about it.

Seriously, you're going to impugn EJ's willingness to engage in logical debate and backhandedly attack her for having other assignments after making a post that was 50% copy-and-paste job from Wikipedia? This is all a joke right? Please, tell me you are engaged in some high-level form of performance art and not pretending this is a serious way to engage other professionals in a debate.