Jesus it's hard to keep count of the examples of irony in this thread...

John Edwards is a sleazeball for allegedly cheating on his ailing wife? Well how fucking John McCain-like of him. Come to think of it, the entire dais of any given Republican debate this cycle was a veritable who's who of infidelity. The only one up there who hadn't gone through multiple wives was the Mormon. Good grief, Jack was a big Rudy Giuliani supporter.

Jack Dallas is calling someone out for cheating on his wife? Damn I wish Switters was here to ask that question again...now how did he put that....."Pardon me, my Fray lore is a bit sketchy Jack....but didn't you fuck Dumbo?"

Jack Dallas is calling someone else fat? Man that's rich. I've seen a picture of Jack Dallas, and this little porker is nobody to throw blintzes at anyone. Jack Dallas is so fat that his fat has a cholesterol problem all its own. Jack Dallas is so fat that Wendy's invented the quintuple cheeseburger just for him. Jack Dallas is so fat that his love handles are registered as national landmarks. Jack Dallas is so fat that when he climbs out of his pickup truck, it registers 4.2 on the Richter Scale in Boulder,Co.

And then I see Drinky making fun of the way another person looks? Edwards' alleged mistress looks like she hasn't been coiffed in 10 years? Ever see a picture of Drinky? No? Well I have, and all I can say is lucky you for having not. Trust me, Drinky is nobody to criticize another person's looks. She looks like someone who's been guzzling flaming sterno since the Nixon years. The post office won't put her picture on the wall for fear of driving away business. The pro-choice crowd uses her baby pictures as an advertisement.

This top post needs to be checkmarked, if for no other reason than to show the FrayEds have a sense of humor.