kadet:

Whatever you do, don't impugn McCain's character. He did something worthy 40 years ago which allows him to say any nasty thing he pleases and then lead the entire political establishment in a group whine if anyone calls him on it.

And let's hear no more about how modest the maverick is. When's the last time you heard a candidate, much less a certified, unassailable hero, bragging about how courageous he is? I'm not sure I even ever heard the Codpiece go quite that far.

Yes, how silly of him. Everyone knows it's much better if, say, the candidate just has his staff make comments that equate him to being the President already, like Obama...