Oh, honeybeegirl. I appreciate your modesty and consideration of others. I'm still relatively young, but I am always trying to cover up my less-than-desirable parts. We were taught to dress modestly and for cripes sake, wear pants if you haven't had time to shave your legs!

Don't you wonder about the people who show all kinds of wobble and protuberances and ripples? Don't you sometimes wish you had the bravery to let it all hang out?

I do. But I just don't have it in me.