Slipped,

Dude, who are you? I've read most of your posts and I must say I find them incredibly witty, erudite and eloquent.

If you're a professor, do tell, because I'd be interested in studying under you. If you're a writer, do tell, because I'd like to read your stuff rather than getting bits of meta-criticism in the Fray. If you're just some dude, do tell, because we should grab a pint.