Lol, well played!

The argument that will never end. The majority of tales in the majority of religious texts are there to illustrate a point about behaviour, the pros and cons, do unto others, etc.... Many valuable, logical and sane points are made.

Of course when power is your vice many portions of these texts illustrate how to vilify, scorn and isolate. Control over behaviour, social interactions and personal actions. A lot of power. Power that is threatened by basic knowledge.

The 'Natural' world is a beautiful thing. As we still don't know all of the who/what/where/why and hows of it all it still contains some magic too.