"You knucklehead. I stand behind every post I make, regardless of my Bud Light intake."

Like we used to say in structural steel, "We stand behind every weld we make. Not under, but behind."

"This board today is reminiscent of the days of my forefathers who fought the mongul hoards in blood knee deep."

You got a Mongol in the woodpile? Explains a lot :)

"I stand unbowed."

But bent over.