Any of W.C. Fields' routines, (like the often-censored dentist skit) or the Three Stooges' version of the Niagara Falls skit, or even one of Harpo Marx' eyebrow twitches is funnier than most of the dreck on that list.

Where's Red Skelton, where's Phil Silvers, where's Gabby Hayes?

A plague on the houses of those frauds. May they be locked in a movie theatre playing Adam Sandler in "the Water Boy" for all eternity.