I really hate to bring this up, but I think you should all remember that the penalty for heresy is quite... severe. All of my deep and free-flowing wells of pity won’t be enough to save you from the fate that awaits. Before it’s too late, I’m pleading with you all to open your eyes and see the truth: It’s me who’s right.

And if you don’t... Well, rest assured that when I set my torch to that load of wood stacked around your well-trussed feet, I’ll have a tear in my eye and a prayer in my heart.

Cheers!