Holy cats, LW #1! Get a pillow! There was an ad in one of those pregnancy magazines for this huge tube-like pillow that you could wind around yourself while you slept. Or better still, try winning one of those giant stuffed snakes at the carnival.

BTW, wasn't this whole thing an episode of Friends? Rachel wanted to be held while she slept and Ross ended up flipping her onto the floor while trying to extract himself.