1. Poor people are poor because rich people cheated them.

2. No poor person is lazy or has made the rational economic decision that welfare pays better than an entry level job, but hasn't made the connection that entry level jobs can lead to a better job, which can lea to a better job...

3. All rich people lay around all day and do not create value for the rest of us (this includes you, Bill Gates, Andy Groves, and those two dudes from Google whose names escape me right now.)

4. No "rich person" ever worked hard (doctors, lawyers, small business owners or inventors don't count as people). No, all wealth is due to trust funds.