D'oh. The pronoun error is mine.

But piggybacking your conspiracy theory on that? Uh uh. Let me guess: You no longer write for the paper because of your flaming zealotry? Your ad hominem screaming says not one word about the DNA. Good luck explaining how the same guy gets his DNA on two of her garments without having been there. No, no. You'd rather milk your obsession and go with handwriting analysis than with DNA. How scientific.