Remember when gas cost a dollar fifty?

Remember when the nation was at peace?

Remember when the phone company didn't need immunity for having spied on you?

Remember when the IV Amendment meant something?

Remember when our government had checks and balances?

Remember when America didn't torture its prisoners?

Remember when America was respected around the world?

Remember when you read your 401K statement to see how much you made, instead of how much you lost?

Remember when the government was worried about reducing the national debt too fast?

Remember when the government was safely in Democratic hands??