I've got it!!! What I really want is a small (modest) flat screen TV affixed to the wall of our bathroom, to replace the small, boxy TV that takes up valuable real estate on my little "vanity" table!

Perhaps this is a feasible suggestion for your household?

I hate brushing my teeth, so having 'Friends' or 'Daily Show' or some such playing during that chore really helps.

*sigh* I wish my birthday wasn't so far away..........................­.......