At least, DD's particular version of it. You just blame everything on homosexuals. And if you don't know they're out there, you just assume they are based on whatever natural disaster befalls a place. It's the kind of obsession that makes one wonder what DD's own persuasion really is.

Unfortunately, Massachusetts hasn't fallen into the sea, and with any luck California will avoid the same fate. But don't ask the likes of DD to try to process the continued existence of Massachusetts. It doesn't fit into his circle of 'reasoning.'