I will bite.

Jehovah is imaginary. Allah is imaginary. Zeus is imaginary. Cthulhu is imaginary (I hope). Satan is imaginary. Siva and Vishnu and Brahma and Kali-Ma and Durga and Ganesha are all imaginary.

Jesus and Buddha and Confucious may have been real people, but chances are they didn't actually say all that shit.

Your god can come get me.

Freki