... and I'm not a "man" either. I just have to think of myself a bit differently: I am a "pre-conversion transsexual reproductive rights preserving bull dyke". Which means I get to keep my male equipment, I get to chase women but I am officially a woman and therefore a minority.

Now all I need is to get that $250 African DNA test to prove that I am one-drop black and I will be a triple affirmative action threat: black, female AND homosexual and I STILL get to dress as a guy and chase women. What a deal! And all of it comes true just by saying it is so.