Ah..for the Great Bearer of this top post.. (and after reading more of what you have posted in this thread)..

W A C..

Yes, we who have read you in Poems Fray and BOTF know that you have given birth to 12 children..or is it now 13? As you have often informed us with that special sanctity that you have become known for, mixed in with your joys of sex with ‘Big Daddy.’ To make your joys even more so after all those years..here is:

A birthday special (see link below) for ‘Uterine Nazarenes’ with Priapan Fixations, or for those who Egg on their children whose genitalia have been duly inspected at the moment of birth (as you have attested to in this thread)...to become ovules and priapules in honor of their Big Mom and Big Daddy:

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W ‘n C..There are many super sized families on the planet, but your brand of advertising religious procreationism smacks of a special ovulate and uterine narcissism; a condition that I have NEVER previously encountered anywhere before reading your many/various posts in Poems Fray and elsewhere in Slate.
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