Bush has made a public statement that he won't be able to speak at the REP convention.

Really?

What........he's too busy making a speech at the grand opening of the Hooters in Crawford TX that weekend?

Here's what happened.

The GOP wants the leprous pariah at their convention about as much as Robert Mugabe wants UN election inspectors in Zimbabwe.

But......they can't come out and say that.....so they devised this ruse.........where they invite Georgie Caesar in public and he declines.

Total face saving charade.

What bullshit.