Bravo as always.
I especially like your advice to number four. I feel it is spot on. Yes, I know that bras can be uncomfortable but after you break it in it gets much better. A broken in bra might not give the support that people would like but it still holds them up better then going braless. I wear a bra to sleep sometimes because I feel much more comfortable that way. I would never go without one. Also I think there is something powerful about wearing a bra especially if it not the plain beige. I used to have bras in a number of colors until I seem to wear such a size now that I have black, white and beige and nothing else... my favorite was a purple one.
The texting letter reminded me of a roomate I had in college, she would invite friends up to the room and spend the entire time they were over on Instant Messanger. My roommate would sit on the bed and her friend would sit at the computer typing to people that the friend might not even know; whatever my roommate said to write. It didn't seem like a fun way to hang out with people in my opinion. Maybe the texter was my former roomate...