My Dear Mr. 'Twater:

For the sake of accuracy, as you say -

twisted Scriptures? All I do is quote what the Bibo Sez straight away, just like Jebus wrote it.

So what the Bibo Sez is straight, not twisted.

misinterpreted Scriptures? Again I say, all I do is quote what the Bibo Sez, and with the barest minimum of interpretation - most often, I suggest no interpretation other than the plain, pure, Godly and Uplifting Message of what the Bibo Sez.

A demon might not enjoy having God rub dung on his face (Malachi 2:3), but a believer bathes in the joy of the Love of what the Bibo Sez, free from agenda-driven "interpretations" that you so crave.

taken out of context? Ah, the meaningless, unproven, catch-all complaint of all those sinners who love their sins and hate what the Bibo Sez.

May you find the courage to abandon your sins and cleave to what the Bibo Sez, or, through God's Love, burn forever in eternal torment.

Bless you, and AMEN!