True Patriots must all pull for Romney
As his visage we deem very comely
though kind of a nerd
From DeMoss we have heard
Our positions he’ll favor most strongly

If we win he may give us a voice
Though we doubt if he’s really pro-choice
family values may waver
but he’ll owe us a favor
and at least he’ll be one of the boys

Ah, but Hilary is a cause for concern
And our warnings at peril you spurn
We’ll be stuck in a ditch
What does rhyme with witch?
Choose wrong and you surely will learn

That leads to the truth of the issue
As adieu, I now sadly must wish you
For its abundantly clear
We must all face our fear
Not a Y chromosome in her tissue