I'll give you gas money to star in my new movie, here's a scene:

Fade In. Group of Bush voters sitting around a small table listening to Rush Limbaugh in the throes of an oxycontin-saturated diatribe on the radio.

Voter 1: The Democrats are gonna win in 08, with a Marxist! What are we gonna do? Can we impeach him before he gets elected?

Voter 2: He's a Marxist?!

Voter 1: Yeah, his priest said "God Damn America!"

Voter 2: Who, Jerry Falwell?

Voter 1: No, a Black. He meant the non-Gay America.

Voter 3: We also know he's a Marxist because he's connected to a guy who bribes politicians.

Voter 2: Jack Abramoff?

Voter 3: No, this car salesman in Chicago. But the Marxist is also tied to terrorists.

Voter 2: The bin Laden family?

Voter 3: No, no, no! Quit talking like that, you make it sound like Republicans do all that stuff. The Marxist is tied to a bunch of old fart hippies from the 70's who bombed a bunch of empty buildings to protest the massive firebombing of Southeast Asia that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.

Voter 1: The Marxist sounds scary, don't he?

Voter 2: What does Dennis Miller think?

Voter 3: No one is sure.

Voter 2: So Osama, er, Obama, sorry, I have brain damage and I constantly confuse the two names... Obama...

Voter 1: Call him "B. Hussein Obama" - its quite damning. Anyway, he is horribly arrogant, far more arrogant than any of us.

Voter 3: He is so arrogant and elitist he thinks working folks hide behind guns and religion.

Voter 2: I thought we did. I thought that was the whole point.

Voter 1: We do, but he's still a dick. The point is I hate his guts, and any old reason will do.