I must confess my sinfulness - I was SO HUNGRY to go after the tasteless boobs of LW#4 that I gave short shrift to LW#3.

Indeed, Balty, I considered likening the two halves of a hinged cellphone to "Urim & Thummim" ("Light" and "Perfection/Truth"), the two mystical seer-stones used by the priesthood to give council and direction to the Israelis, but in my iniquity I was in a hurry, and failed to quite "close the book" on what would have been a totally bizarre, occult, creepy, and therefore, delicious Bibo Sez - these stones were later used by Joseph Smith to write the Pamphlet of Mormon.

I also considered using John 1:1 - In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. - to upbraid the text messengers for trying to "play God" by "playing with the Words", but again, in my haste, I couldn't quite make this work.

My bad.

Anyways, references to the seer-stones can be found in Exodus 28:30; Deuteronomy 33:8; Judges 1:1; 20:18; 1st Samuel 14:3,18; 23:9; and 2nd Samuel 21:1.

And that is what the Bibo Sez.

Bless you!