Dear Psuedie,

I'm a smart, 30+ gal, with a dilema. I was dating the perfect guy and we were great together. Then he dumped me for another broad (she's dumber than a stump and almost blind too). Now he wants back in my bed without giving up his new girlfriend.

Signed I get in a twitter when he's around.

Dear Psuedie,

I hate my job. When there is work for me to do it all comes in the same day. In between piles of work that have to be completed before they are assigned to me, I have nothing at all to do. I can't spread my assignments out over the month because others are waiting for the reports that I produce (most of these are due before the first friday of each month).

What should I do?

Signed Too old to look for another job.

Dear Psuedie,

Construction on my new mansion stopped for no apparent reason. Weeks went by without seeing a single workman around anywhere. I held back the next payment until they started working again. When I finally got up the nerve to find out when the work would be completed, I found out that the construction company filed for bankruptcy and dumped dozens of projects, not just mine (some hadn't been started yet).

Signed wtf?