Yeah, I was shedding tears when I read about the guy who was in prison for slitting somebody's throat and then went after the guards with homemade weapons. I surely wish I'd have known about this in time to smuggle him in a nice steak dinner. (But how would I have known how he likes it cooked? Real problem there. Maybe I'd have had to smuggle in several, cooked all different ways. Along with a vegetarian option and maybe something kosher, just in case.)

And how dare they actually try to punish these criminals in prison? That's just nuts.