I must say that this was painful to read but then I looked at it and realized how contrived some of these are.

I have few questions for you.
Does big bang mades cars?
Does big bang mades Buildings?
Does big bang mades Songs?

What dialect is this contrived little gem supposed to mimick? Turn of the 19th century Apalachia? The little girl from Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation?

That real question is, could the same crowd of people who are so low as to fabricate a Piltdown man, could they also stoop so low as to fabricate these little pearls of wisdom and say they are from fundies?

Again I cry, bullshit, with hearty gusto.