Dr. Bill , your remark triggered me to remember a joke, I have written it from memory, I hope it is funny.

A man was complaining to his coworker about his useless wife:-

When I get home she is sitting on the sofa smoking a cig. with her legs on the table, a half eaten pizza lying beside her, the room is a mess, the sink is full of dirty dishes there are piles of dirty clothes everywhere I have not eaten a home cooked meal in months, I want to kill her tell me how.

The friend thinks for a while and advises him to" kill her with sex."

How he asks,

Have so much sex with her that she dies, have sex with her all the time.

The man goes home grabs the wifes' hand pulls her up carries her to the bed throws her on the bed, rips her clothes off and has mad rough passionate sex with her over and over again till he passes out exhausted.

The next day when he arrives home from office, he finds the house all cleaned up his wife singing in the kitchen, when he enter the kitchen he finds the kitchen spic and span his wife cooking him a delicous meal dressed only in a apron.

The man stands there aghast with a big question mark on his face, when his wife approaches him kisses him and says' honey,

" you treat me right and I will treat you right "

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