Agent Kennedy confirms that subject Michelle OBAMA's great great great great grandmother came to America on the MAYFLOWER.

Covert research in the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS shows that President GEORGE WASHINGTON was this ancestor's illegitimate son.

Her childhood PIANO RECITAL at CONSTITUTION HALL was attended by President HARRY TRUMAN, who said "Her music is MORNING IN AMERICA."

While taking supplementary courses in QUANTUM ELECTRODYNAMICS at PEPPERDINE COLLEGE she served as an advisor to the nearby JET PROPULSION LABORATORY, helping at least three SENIOR FELLOWS win their NOBEL PRIZES.

In her spare time that Summer helped STEVE JOBS and CARVER MEAD in their successful effort to create VLSI CHIPS with prices and quality which DEFEATED JAPANESE DUMPING.

Her long-time interest in the DALLAS COWBOYS has always inspired them, said JERRY JONES.