Relax, Daniel Gross is just a hack with a keyboard and, as he put it, 'too much time on his hands' -- He's been waiting, like, his entire life to pen THIS nonsense. Like a canned joke, that you save for a decade, then use in case you forget it, this one is stale also.  
 
Mr. Gross has been a Euro-phile for as long as he's been writing his little Anti-America screeds, and I doubt this will change. He really wishes he WAS NOT an American, but living in a Euro-Socialist hell hole is not easier, it would seem...

Mr. Gross: Move to Europe...Then you'll be among good company looking down your noses at Americans!