1 – the jobless rate has jumped to 5.5% in just one month. turns out that subprime mortgages and avid consumerism aren’t entirely a pox on society, when you consider the alternatives, eh?

Sorry, BA, but i don't think fake economic growth is a substitute for the real thing. Just look in your bedside drawer, you know what i'm talking about, oooooohh yeah....

2 – Hillary sent her minions forth

Man, it was so sweet watching Hillary go down but then i realized that anything less than seeing her spontaneously burst into flames was going to be anti-climactic - (something i've never been accused of btw, ooooooh yeah....)