The Deathwatch is only accurate to three significant figures. Hillary's chances are actually somewhere between zero and 0.005%.

At the quantum level, of course, nothing is certain. There's always the possibility that a parallel universe consisting entirely of Hillary supporters (there is actually a lot of evidence for this, if you think about it) may merge with our own; in that case, it would be appropriate for the Democratic Party to review their selection of Obama as Presidential nominee.

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Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.