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My secretary came into my office, she was visibly shaken, I said,
"What's wrong Irma? Are you feeling alright?"
She was sobbing, she shakily pointed at my ZunePhone and in a hoarse voice said, "She's still calling sir! She's on line one, I can't take it any more!" She then ran out.
I yelled behind her, "I'll handle this!"

I paused for a moment and composed myself, I then picked up the ZP1, pressed line one and said,

"HELLO HILLARY!"

HILLARY: "So you are there! You m*%$#@^ useless piece of $#**&!"

BALLMER: "I'm fine, and how are you?"

HILLARY: "I'm surging back to the top of the polls, no thanks to you!"

I sighed deeply;
BALLMER: "I sent your campaign 1000 Celeron PC's running Vista!" I could barely hold back the laughter.

HILLARY: "Those g0*%%#$ things cost me two states! They are landfilled now! Muahahahahaha!"

BALLMER: "So I guess you are calling for another 'donation' heh?"

HILLARY: "Well yes Stephanous, anything over ten million would be appreciated dear!"

BALLMER: "Would you like an answer now?"

HILLARY: "That's why I called b@$%@%*!"

I then got up from my desk, walked over to my personal executive washroom and sweetly said,

"Here's my answer you evil witch!"
I then dropped the ZunePhone into the voice controlled toilet and commanded, "Flush!"

**SWOOOOOSH!**

THAT! Felt gooooood!
I think I'll take Irma to lunch right after I take a shower.