so, pete - are you saying that people who have anal or oral sex should not be allowed to marry? or just gays & lesbians?
if you're using specific types of sexual behavior as criteria for marriage (and you've never really answered the child-bearing ability question), then how do you propose policing it?
and are you presuming that all homosexuals perform anal sex? if so, then why should lesbians - who rarely choose that method of gratification - not be allowed to marry?
also, in your analysis of the history of mankind over the past 5 millennia, have you realized that many different permutations of marital systems have existed - some still do - and are you aware that marriage - exclusive of biblical references - was purely a civil contract originally, and that purely religious "marriages" are not legal in this country, but must be sanctioned civilly?
too, why on earth should anyone use the state of Texas as his or her exclusive moral, legal, or civic arbiter?
finally, tell me how you are so certain that gay males cannot follow the Boy Scout code, unless you yourself are God?