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Teenage Republican
by ElleBlue

Fer crying out loud you're teenagers! How could you and Republiroy possibly know which political stance you will take for life? I think you are either in love with the little Republiroy, or you are operating out of sheer rebellion! Ms. Blue tends to think the latter. So why don't you quit the field hockey team and smoke a little dubage and call Ms. Blue in the morning? Because Ms. Blue is finding it hard to believe that any pair of students, who aren't even old enough to vote, would deem themselves as stench.... I mean staunch republicans.

How does Ms. Blue come to this conclusion you ask? Why, because Ms. Blue is turning 35 this year and she doesn't even know what the fuck she is. For example...

Ms. Blue is a capitalist (ahh! the pursuit of happiness. The American dream).

Ms. Blue doesn't believe in the war.

Ms. Blue does not believe in abortion OR the death penalty.

Ms. Blue believes in any system set up to help the underprivileged (ahh! a part of the American dream many republicans seemed to have forgotten about).

So who will Ms. Blue vote for in the 2008 election? Ms. Blue doesn't even know yet. Each candidate has their good points and they certainly have their bad points.

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