Good god, JudgeJanie, did you date my ex too?

Meanwhile, ElleBlue, I am laughing my ass off. Especially if Mer is right and this woman is not actually dying at all. What will happen if this woman makes a miraculous recovery and declares that it's all do to his amazing cancer-proof sperm deposits and now she's knocked up and it's all his! Oh, I can see a soap opera forming! Look! Look at it go!

So beautiful.