Morticia:

My family is also all Democrat - except for one brother who married a Republican and has become one himself. The rest of us can't stand them and gossip about them and one brother won't even attend family gatherings if the Republican sister-in-law is in attendance. You will probably outgrow your Republicanism as you realize what eejits they are. Dump the short guy, he sounds like a Tucker Carlson or David Frum anyway.

I'm just going to assume you're joking, because I can't imagine someone bragging about ostracizing a family member.

speaking of tucker carlson, I loved his cameo on 30 rock.

tucker: "why do we care what she thinks about anything? this woman strikes me as another empty-headed, self-involved member of the Hollywood ignorati."

jenna: "you know, for someone who's super, super hot, you're really cranky."