Along with her Alex P Keaton boyfriend, but be careful what you wish for.

Her mom may well reply that if that's the case, the first thing daughter wingnut needs to do is learn some personal responsibility, so she can do her own damn laundry now and no more allowance. Plus as of that moment rent on her bedroom is now $1,000 per month, and she has to share with a week-to-week roomate to cut costs. But there is a nice FEMA trailer out back she is welcome to live in, until the fumes overcome her. In addition, all phone calls and internet traffic will be taped and reviewed, along with footage from the web cams in her bedroom and bath.

As for boyfriend, he should be subjected to a criminal background check, evesdropping, and waterboarding to determine past assoications and practices, along with full blood screening. You can't be to carefull after all when it comes to the security of your little girl.

Boyfriend, further, will not be welcome in the house until he has signed on voluntarily to the army as infantry.

Oh, and by the way, your share of Thanksgiving dinner is $103.42. Cash only please. We are still working up an invoice for the total cost of raising your ungrateful little ass.....