Rainman: Barack Obama, however, sat in the Trinity United Church of Christ for twenty years.

But you told me that Obama was a Muslim, so how could he be sitting in the Trinity United Church of Christ warming his pew for 20 years? Maybe Obama is leading a dual identity: by day the mild-mannered Barack Obama, and by night he's the Muslim terrorist Barack Hussein, associate of one William Ayres, of Weather Underground (in)fame. It's a miracle he hasn't been arrested and charged with treason.

Indeed, "we do not know the full extent of Obama’s association with William Ayres. We don’t know the truth, and that is the problem..."

Too bad we can't pin what we don't know (but would like to imagine and believe) on Obracka.

Jack, I think it's about time you signed up with your local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.