How mad can his kids get for him having some cash at home? At this stage in Milt's life, I'm guessing not very mad.

Shaving a man isn't difficult, really. And it does help them feel clean when they're not in a position to feel very clean, what with laying in a bed all day. Practice on your husband this evening and go see Milt in the morning. If you're worried about cutting him, women's disposable blade razors have tiny wires going across the blades. It's practically impossible to cut with them. I use Silk Effects, when I bother shaving that is.

Hugs to Milt.