Well, it'd be a damn big meal.

First, I'd need an authentic Maine lobster roll and a slice of blueberry pie. Then some sushi- salmon and yellowtail nigiri and a scallop roll. Followed by chips with guacamole and chorizo cheese dip, and some enchiladas with tomatillo sauce and sour cream. Finally, I'm gonna need a whoopie pie. I'll wash the whole thing down with a bottle of riesling and maybe a couple of mojitos.

If I could, I'd incorporate some pad thai, a bagel with lox and cream cheese, and a medium-rare duck breast, but I think I'd already be pretty full.

Alright, now I'm starving.