There's no rule saying you have to be underneath the 300lbs of flesh...it is the new mellenium after all, you can be on top! I kinda like being squished under a large man...although I think I've only maxed out at about 225lbs.

I'm not at all particular about looks (which isn't to say I don't enjoy a pretty face and nice body, if that's what comes with the charming personality, wit and intelligence), I'm a bit meticulous about oral hygeine, though. Ya know, if somebody's mouth is going to be all over me, it needs to have been to a dentist regularly and somewhat recently...although a little garlic/onion breath is totally acceptable.

In general, I don't think I could not sleep with someone I love to talk to, if they were amenable. (I guess reputation wise, it's probably a good thing that I don't really love to talk to many people! I find most people generally annoying - and apparently most people feel likewise about me.)