Oh, my goodness. Neato: you're a genius.

We should do it! The lot of us, we should for a consortium called "LetterAtion" or something (if "verizon" can make it, I mean...), with a charitable component to get that tax-free status and the bonus of a job writing putrid drivel and laughing our asses off all the way to the bank! I wouldn't sleep! I'd stay up 24/7 writing this asswipery!

C'mon! Let's do it!