See, now I'm rapping this all over the house...Somehow I have "My Dad's Gone Crazy" from Eminiem going, and the whole...

"If they fall, then kick 'em!
(If you'd like, I'll lend a hand!)"

...part somehow fits. Shouldn't but it does.

Oh, and that's not blood...it's Zinfandel. Sarcasm ALWAYS goes with a spicy, rude zin, don't you think?