Tarky - gotcha covered. Go here:
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These stones work GREAT! Here's how it goes: buy one, use it one time, and after thirty seconds in the summer heat you're gonna smell like the southern end of Rich Noggin's goat after it's had a lunch of Limburger and hound dog ass sammiches. Try that reach around boobgrabby thing AC mentions and the smell from your pit will light your nose hair aflame like Vesuvius, and the menopausal pixie with the Dorothy Hamill 'do will pass out cold mid-bang and you'll feel like a rapist, still on your knees wondering if maybe you...should...um...finish...anyway, only worse-smelling.
THEN...go buy some Arid. Mitchum. Old Spice. Speed Stick! BAN ROLL ON!!! SOMETHING!!! ANYTHING!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
Check the label - no plutonium. Just a little aluminum zirconium tetrachlorohydrex, same stuff McDonald's uses in the sauce they put on the Big Mac, only a less radioactive isotope. Yum-o-la!
